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Thursday 28 November 2013

Santa Banta Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Santa Banta Sms Biography

Santa: I live with Fear every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is – but sometimes She allows me to go to the bar!

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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

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Dress code 4 a party – BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the
other guests are wearing SUITS also!

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Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?

Santa: Its very simple,
I will stop my imagination..!!

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Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta

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Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Santa: Oye! Banta what r u doing yar?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: But Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this…

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Malik Makan: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa: Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid
K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

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Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha.
“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,
Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”

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Santa Apni GF ko I Love You kehta or Gir Jata
Girl- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Santa- I M Falling in Love.

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Santa Banta Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu