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Thursday 28 November 2013

Punjabi Sms Punjabi Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Punjabi Sms Punjabi Biography

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

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Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

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Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

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Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

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Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

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Simran Deh Nu Vi Arog Karda Hai.
Te WaheGuru De Vi Nerhe Vi Lai Jaanda Hai..
Es Naal Assi Antarmukh Hunde Jaava’n Gey..

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WaheGuru Jio Main Pehla Vi Na Samjhisi.
Te Jad Tak “Main” Da Sath Hai..
Na Samajh Hi Rehna..
Tu Pehla Vi Bakhsheesha Da Bhandar Si…
Te Hamesha Hi Rahega..

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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

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TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao,

SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c,

te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.

Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

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