Santa Banta Punjabi Sms Biography
Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… :D
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SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.
to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?
aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?
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Custmer: teri majh di 1 akh ta khrab hai, fer v tu isde 25 hzar rupye mang
reha hai.
Santa: tenu majh dudh peen layi chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
layi…
- Raman Sandhu
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Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…
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Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
Conductor: No More, No More Please.
Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
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Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”
Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
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Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?
Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne,
Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…
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Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya
Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si
Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga
“Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
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Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
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