Punjabi SMS Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages: November 2013

Saturday 30 November 2013

Free Sms Text Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Free Sms Text Biography

Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday
Thankful Thursday
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday,
Sweetest Sunday.

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Happy sunday :-)
Before the Sun rises today,
Let me decorate each of the rays with Success
And
Serenity for u
&
ur family.
Mir Nayeem Ul Haq.
Good Morning

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Puneri Tadka-
Ganya-Kal maza mitrane Maza phone madhun maza GF cha no.
chorla
Manya-Mag?
Ganya-Mg kay?
Ata basalay Swatachyach Bahinila romantic msgs karat.!
Good Morning. Have a super sunday!

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Ehsaas Badal Jaate Hai Bus Aur Kuch
Nahi..
.
Warna
.
Mohabbat Aur Nafrat Ek Hi Dil Se
Hoti Hai…

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Hain Ahle-e-Siasat Ke
Wohi Kuhna Kham-o-
paich…..
Shayar Issi Aflas-e-
Takhiyyul Mein
Giraftar…!

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Teacher:
Iss Gadhay Ko Tum Apnay Sath School Kiyun
Le Ke Aa Gaye Ho…?
Student:
Madam Aap nay Kaha Tha Ke Aap Nay Baray Baray
Gadhon ko Insaan Banaya Hai,
So Main Nay Socha Iski Life Ban Jaye Hi.. :-D

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Tum kisi bhi din school/college miss
kar do
.
.
.
aur next day ,
pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya
padhaya gaya
tha ?
kuch homework bhi hai kya ?
.
.
.
wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to
mai b nhi gya
tha

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Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
.
.
Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
.
.
.
.
All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
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Funny Hindi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Funny Hindi Sms Biography

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!
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Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!
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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
.
.
.
.
.
Kami- na
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Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

.

Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai
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What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”
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Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya
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Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
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Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
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Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
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Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

Funny Hindi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Sms Text Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Sms Text Biography

Sms Text Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Free Sms Online Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Free Sms Online Biography

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
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Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah...
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Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai.........
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" krta hu main"
Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad"(wah-wah)
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msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
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Birthday Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Birthday Sms Biography

I always wished 4 a spcl frnd
who’d b close 2 my hrt
it came true when I meet u
on ur spcl day I wish 4 u happy b’day

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Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein,
Hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein,
Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko.

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Its a dedicated ceremony,
an anniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

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Wish you have every day, week, months, years and centuries filled with joy and happiness
Happy Birthday sister

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Rab na kare kbhi tmhen Khusiyo ki kmi ho.

Tmhre Qadmo k niche Phulo ki zami ho

Ansu na ho tmhri ankho me kbhi.

Agr ho to wo Khusiyo ki nmi ho

salgara mubrk

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Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~

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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Send SMS
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND

THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,

HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE

JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU

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Meri Taraf Se

Mere Clas Fellows Ki Taraf Se

Mere Office Colegues Ki Taraf Se

Or Mere 16 Cror Pakistanio Ki Taraf Se

Tumhain Salgirah Mubarak

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Kick off ur shoes, take a break. Pump on tunes, dance & shake. Blow out the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that’s amazing & Great! Happy Birthday!

Send SMS
My Love For You

Grows And Grows

With Each

Passing Year.

Happy Birthday

To The

Love Of

My Life.

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You can spend
hundreds on birthdays
thousands on festivals
lakhs on weddings
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME

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Just chill & enjoy make evry single moment of ur life a precious memory…
HAPPY BIRTHAY

Send SMS
Just chill and enjoy
make evey single
moment of your life
a precious memory

"Happy Birthday"

Send SMS
@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...

Wishing u..

A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL
EVERYTHING IS LOVELY
THESE ARE THINGS
WISH YOU ON YOUR

"BIRTHDAY"

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“The tree does not withdraw it’s shade from the woodcutter.
So, forgive those who hurt you.
They will realize your worth one day.”

Send SMS
Wishing you a day of fun
Filled with joy, out in the sun.
It's your birthday, don't be a nun
Deal with boredom with a shun.

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A smiley is a curve that
sets every thing straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope you share a lots &
receive a lots for days to come
Send SMS
Light janay k bad Moombatti le k TOILET ja rha tha

Faraz

Koi kamina phook mar kay keh gaya

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 u

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