Free Sms Biography
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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Respect the old when you are
young… Help the weak when you are strong…
Forgive the fault when you are right…
because one day in life you may be….
OLD, WEAK, & WRONG!
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I LOVE YOU
Allah Sy Kaho!
.
I MISS YOU
Namaz Sy Kaho!
.
I BELIEVE YOU
Quran Sy Kaho!
.
I TRUST YOU
Rasool Sy Kaho!
.
I HATE YOU
Gunah Sy Kaho!
.
I AM MUSLIM
Fakhar Sy Kaho!
.
NAMAZ QAIM KRO
Sub Sy Kaho!
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Hurry up. fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHI”
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu
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Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
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Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
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Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
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Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh
ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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True love is like an pillow,
Share
March 13th, 2011
Category: Fool SMS
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in
trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace
when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu
----------------------
Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
----------------------
Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
----------------------
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
----------------------
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
-----------------------
Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
-----------------------
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh
ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
-----------------------
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
-----------------------
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
-----------------------
True love is like an pillow,
Share
March 13th, 2011
Category: Fool SMS
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in
trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace
when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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