Jokes Sms Biography
Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?
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1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA
Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon
Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.
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Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”
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2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..
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“A CUTE JOKE”
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.
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Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy
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Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?
Seller: give the dog some honey…
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D
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Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!
Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..
Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,
Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…
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Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)
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Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
Jokes Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu
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