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Punjabi Dirty Sms Biography

Botel
1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.
Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.
Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.
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Clean Shave
Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.
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Tooth Paste
Sardar sharab p k BV k (bund) pe kiss pe kiss kiye ja rha tha k
Bv ki hawa nikal gai.
Sardar, BV se bola:
Sohnyo Kadi tooth paste v kar lya karo..
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HARAMI BACHA


HARAMI BACHA !!
Ek pati patni ko sex karna tha ..
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Unhone unke 5 saal ke bete ko bola
? beta balcony
me khade ho jaa aur coloney me kya chalraha hai wo dek ke batata reh
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?Beta shru ho gaya -
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~ ?sharma ji subji laa rahe hai,
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~ verma ji scooter start kar rahe hai,
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~ bacche cricket khel rahe hai,
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~ shukla ji unki dukan sambhal rahe hai,
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$ chotu ki maa chud rahi hai..
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?Baap: ?bhainchod tujhe kaise pata..?
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?Beta: ? wo bhi meri tarah balcony me khada hai...!! :-P

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Mujhe Gas ki problem hy
Old Lady to Doctor:
Mujhe Gas ki problem hy per achi baat ye hy k meri gas main na Boo aati hy na Awaz. Ap k office main b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala..

Doc: Ye Dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen..

1 week baad

Old Lady: Ap ne mujhe kia dawa de di? meri gas main ab b awaz nai arahi pr buht Zehrily Badboo arahi hy...

Doc: Good..
Apki Naak theek hogayi hy..

ab hum ap k KAAN ka ilaaj karen ge.
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Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Punjabi Dirty Sms Images Wallpapers Photo Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu