Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Source:- ( Google.com.pk )
Funny Punjabi Sms Biography

aaj ek din aur jilo...

aaj ek khwab aur dekhlo...

aaj ek dua aur manglo...

aaj ek sms aur karlo...

kya pata...

kal credit ho na ho!

-----------------------------

jab bhi tumhara msg ata hai

mera rom-rom machal jata hai

ang-ang mein gudgudi hoti hai

?

yeh msg kya kasur nahi

sala mobile hi vibrator per hota hai

--------------------------------

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,

Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,

Asin wekhan ae khud nu tabah karke,

Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..! !   

--------------------------------

Sanu shonk ni lecture laon da,

Sadian Parchiyan naal sardarian ne,

Asi chalde lecture cho uth aonde,

Sadiyan Masternian de naal aarian ne,

Master v haal puch k langde ne,

Kade chori-2 daru-sharu mangde ne,

Hun master v sada Rob mande ne,

Canteen de pichche ja k sade kolon madam'a de number magde ne.  

---------------------------------

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu

keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Student: Ki karda masterr g,

jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya! ! !  

---------------------------------

Jatt di Ladayi:

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne Keha Sardar 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne... 

---------------------------------

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,

te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.

Sab time-time di gal hai ~!~!~!  

----------------------------------

PHEEM KHA DHOLE DIYAN LA

JARDA LA MAUJ MANA

PHENSY PEE TE 100 SAAL JEE

KHA BH[u]KKI TE MAAR SUKHI

KHA POST TE BAN SADA DOST

Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu Funny Punjabi Sms Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu